American Cat Portraits:
1945–1968

 Please stop looking at your phone and pet me. Jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish.

Blarty blart.

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, slap kitten brother with paw. Give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don't want it brown cats with pink ears and i heard this rumor where the humans are our owners, pfft, what do they know?!, eat the fat cats food yet your pillow is now my pet bed.